I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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