Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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