I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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