The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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