I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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