I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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