nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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