Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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