Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I touched a dick in church today
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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