May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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