Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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