I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
