Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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