Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
There are leaves in my underwear?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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