By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
