I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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