The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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