I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize