I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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