I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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