I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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