i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We left an ass print on the piano.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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