ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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