omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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