you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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