Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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