I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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