All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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