I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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