Dual....:-)
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My boob is missing a layer of skin
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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