I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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