i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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