Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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