This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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