the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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