i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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