is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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