5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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