I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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