...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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