You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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