Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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