do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I wish there were birth control emojis
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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