the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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