I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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