Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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