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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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