he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did I show you my penis last night?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
