It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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