i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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