Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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