If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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