I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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