I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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