i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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