explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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