I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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