How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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